Update on the K family and ramblings at large

It has been a long time... A lot has changed...

Barbie and family moved to Japan in March, which totally sucks! I now have custody of her dog, Chloe.

Another year of school has finished. Hard to believe I will have a high schooler in just a few months. Am I really that old??!!??

I have changed jobs within the hospital. Much better hours, Monday through Friday 8 to 4:30. Instead of a lot more $$, I got a fancy title! Jealous, huh??

The Hubs has been home since October, it has been great having him home.

I have lost some weight! YAY!!

This whole salmonella tomato thing is driving me insane! I love tomatoes, but I won't dare eat one. Like I have the time to be sick!

Luke (6) played his first year of baseball. It was great! He had a great time, and all the players improved.

Due to this 'job gig', I haven't gone swimming or been out in the sun once!

Later today we leave for the beach house to visit for a whole! week! with my family! I am so excited! I am so happy the Hubs gets to go this year. I have arranged a deep sea fishing trip for the men folks too!

Guess I need to finish packing...

Howdy!

Wow- this is like finding an old purse stuffed in the back of your closet,and when you look inside a whole flood of memories comes pouring out!

I have been on hiatus for a few month.... but I was peeking in on a few people... Life has gone on!

I hope everyone is well, and I will try to get back to this bloggy business asap!

40 before 40

The Green Three is having a 40 Before 40 party on Tuesday- Head over to her blog to find out the details!

Friday Four:: Dazzeling Tid-bits about ME!

I have been tagged by JennieBoo, No Nonsense Girl and Serina for the same meme. Five things all about me. Since I have mad math skills, I know that totals fifteen. But you are only getting four because ::

** I can't think of fifteen!
** It's time for the Friday Four!
** I am extremely lazy!

1.) I am addicted to Beauty and the Geek. Not for the educational content, like you would think, but rather to laugh my ass of at how stupid some people can be. I would be utterly ashamed if that was my daughter on there.

2.) I am also addicted to America's Next Top Model. I am so shallow that I like hearing tall, skinny girls being told they have flaws. Shut up.

3.) I like airline food. And hospital food. Actually, I like all food.

4.) I got my boob stuck in a mop once. (.... let that sink in ....)

No, I am not joking. Actually, it was more like my nipple, than my boob if you want to be technical.

You want more don't you?

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Ok- I was mopping the kitchen floor (duh!), when I walked over to the mop bucket, to rinse out my mop. You push this cylindrical thing down to squeeze the water out of the mop head, then pull it back up to mop. It was stuck and wouldn't come back up, so I was sorta bent over, and gave it a good yank to pull it up. It came up all right. And the iron jaws of my $10.99 mop pinch my nipple in it. I couldn't get it out. MY NIPPLE WAS STUCK AND IT *EFF~ING* HURT!! I was now that mops bitch. That mop owned my fat ass!

After an eternity a minute or two, I was able to "unstuck my nipple". Yes, it bled. Yes, I called Barbie right away. Barbie laughed at me. Hard.

Lesson learned:: wear a bra when mopping, and don't ever bend over!

Anyone else doing a Friday Four?? Sign Mr. Linky and my previously injured nipple and I will be over to see you soon!

Hump Day

Click here for Wordless Wednesday!

Being Hump Day, thought you could all use a giggle! Take a few minutes (3:55), I promise you wont regret it!

Wordless Wednesday

My five year old doing homework.



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Bloggy Bling

I have really slacking lately- I have been awarded two awards by three awesome bloggers. Thank you so much- I really do appreciate it, I just suck.

The Nice Matters Award from sweet Biddy!

(You can pick which one you want!)

I am passing this onto::

Toni2, The Green Three, Bearcat, Kayelyn, and Caroline five super nice ladies!

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

The You Make Me Smile Award from JennieBoo and Vdog! Glad to know I do, I try!

Cris aka June Cleaver, Jean Knee, Stepherz, and Dixie! These ladies don't just make me smile, they make me giggle and snort too!